So, clearly, I’ve moved around quite a bit in the past year. Understandably, many of my friends haven’t really kept up with my nonsense.
One of those friends is Robbie, one of my friends from grad school.
Robbie currently works for Hilton in Denver. Because his work includes hospitality administration as it relates to his hotel’s convention center… he’s currently on furlough, given that the convention center has been temporarily converted into a COVID center.
So, Robbie’s been using his time off to explore all the National Parks in and around Colorado.
How do I know this? Well, he posted on Facebook that he was on his way to the Grand Canyon. Because I’m tactful and classy, my automatic first response was to text Robbie “BITCH, I LIVE NEXT DOOR TO THE GRAND CANYON. WYD.”